Jul 26, 2011

你好,马来西亚。

台湾回来后就没有更新了。夭寿啊!!!


我这半年过得很充实。
认识了世界各地的朋友,认识了世界各地的文化。
更藉由他们的眼光,认识了另一个马来西亚


这片土地,我呆了20年了。
当他们问我,有哪里好玩啊?
我只能回答,啊?
而当我问他们,你们觉得马来西亚怎样?
这些答案让我从新认识这个国家。


1)Shin Wee,may I know what is the meaning of 3A?
3A?Which 3A are you talking about?
I mean,it's like some kind of number or anything I often see in escalators.
*few seconds of thinking...hahahahah!!! Burst laughing.
你们知道是什么吗?因为对华裔发展商来说,4是不吉利的。
为什么我从没有发现过这个有很特别?


2)Hey,Shin Wee,you know.I find out something interesting about fast food restaurants in Malaysia.
Really?What's that?
I have been visiting countries and Malaysia is the only one with this phenomena.
What kinds of phenomena?
After finish eating,everyone left tray and rubbish on table instead of throwing into bin.I thought fast food should be self service.Or maybe Malaysian is kind of lazy?Hahaha~
Hey,come on!We aren't lazy!Just we are providing working opportunities.OK?!
他的表情,甭提了。
我突然觉得我好爱国。


3)我在自习室里,冷气很冷。
What are you doing?!
What?Nothing,just feeling kind of cold in here.
No,I mean the way you wore your jacket!
What?Why?
Are you going to ride a bike or what?
No!Bike?What are you talking about?
You know,all bikers in Malaysia wear the jacket from front instead of back.Its funny,why cant they wore it properly?I mean zip up or anything.
No no,wearing this way is more convenient to take off.Its faster and time saving.Malaysian are clever.OK?
他无言了,我爽了。


4)上完课,coffee bean.
You know,I really don't like Malaysia police.
Oh ya,me too.They often create troubles for foreigners.
I heard from my friends,they know which nationality get less protection from their government.And these nationalities will often be their target to ask bribe from.
Oh ya,I realise Malaysia's road is kind of stupid too.
Ya,and the public transport especially buses are lousy.
Bus drivers are usually rude.
RUDE?!Taxi drivers are worst!
*They became excited discussing about taxi drivers.
Hey,guys,dont you realised a Malaysian is sitting here listening all these complaints?
Opps,Shin Wee,I am sorry.We don't mean it,no offence.
Chill,I am ok.Just kidding.Go on,go on.
*And they really go on. =.="
想想,我也常常在投诉也。
可是这个是我的国家,我可以投诉啊!
你们就不可以,哼!
突然觉得我更爱国了。


5)Why do you choose to come Malaysia?
At first I was hesitating between Malaysia and Philippines.At last I choose using my instinct.
Well,what do you feel now?
You know,I was so surprise the first day I was in Malaysia.I reached KLIA and found out Malaysia run an enormous international airport,I was amazed.And I was totally astonished when I saw KLCC!I can never imagine Malaysia have skyscrapers.
Gosh,you are serious?You never know the tallest twin tower is in Malaysia?
NEVER!In fact,most Koreans thought Malaysia is similar with Philippines.
Ya ya,you thought we are still living on the trees huh?!
YES!!I think so.Haha~!
Hey!Even if we live on trees,we will go up the tree using lift!
天啊!没常识的大笨蛋!


6)Shin Wee,how to say morning in chinese?
早安。
Oh,really?I thought is zou san?
No no,thats's cantonese,A kind of dialect commonly use in Hong Kong.
How about in Malay?
Selamat pagi.
Hey,how many languages you know?!
Malay,English,Chinese. Just 3.
How about dialects?
Erm, cantonse and hokkien.
You know 5 languages!But how?!
How?Well, I am Malaysian. *wink
真的!我们很厉害。平均认识至少3种语言。




有没有很骄傲你是马来西亚人啊?!我有咯!
我的华语就是这样的咯!很特别的咯!
你听不懂你的事啦?我觉得特别就好鸟。
My English is like that one la.This is my country specialty ma.
Actually not only la lo.We have la le lu lo ma and a lot more lo.
Sometimes mix a bit cantonese and chinese and malay also no problem lo.
You ask me why ah?How I know oh. Because I am Malaysian la!


我没有很爱国。更没有很支持那个笨天秤。
无可否认,我也崇洋,我妹也哈韩。
可是我们都爱马来西亚。
不是爱国,是爱这片土地。
因为这片土地上,
有每一个爱我的人,和我爱的人。
对,就是你们。。。



来抱一个。。。

1 comment:

  1. 爱国爱国??!!你忘了你是非洲出生的de meh?!不过老实说,看了你写的这些废话hor,我也变得爱国liao lo! 突然间我觉得我的言谈举止很大马人leh?!很多人觉得大马华裔的语言很羞耻,你却为他平反,让我开心dao~~
    we are one malaysia嘛!!=)

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